silence is gold
Its final now, i’ve started disliking my roomie.
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Over the last week, i spent more time at home that i’ve ever done.. and had made a deal to myself that i’ll try to get along with my roomie better. I tried being nice with him, share stuff with him, take him out to dinner whenever i would go etc etc. Things were looking better…..
till yesterday!
you see, my roomie (God help him! really!!) has a really irritating habit of cribbing about everything, and then wondering why everything bad has to happen to him (karma?). Yesterday, he was cribbing about why movies have to have so much skin showing! Now that comment, in itself wasn’t bad.. but he was watching Sin City, and he knew it would have skin show in it, and yet he was watching and cursing!
I made a comment about how he was being a hypocrite, and that if he couldn’t handle it, then stop watching such movies in the first place. That set him off into a tirade about “how do you know i’m a hypocrite, you’re not god!” (yea.. i’m not, but i’m human with ears and a brain and tired of u mouthin off everything you come in contact with asshole!!) and the next line which really got to me, “you’re not mature enough to keep your bad moods to yourself, i have a friend like that, and he’s not socially successful at all, and i dont know how are you successful socially, no wait, only you say your successful and you’re wrong!” (now that really got me mad!!!!) fucking idiot!!
So now my dear roomie… the whole deal about being nice to you is over….. beware!


April 13th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
haha… you’re not supposed to socialize with your roommate. It was a bad idea at first place.
April 13th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
hypocritical bastard! u go tell him monsoon! warna lemme know i’ll be more than glad to knock some sense into his elbows
wohi na…if ur cribbing then why watch the same? ()&*&%^%#$$#^(*( (sorry – am still high on my anti-men mood)
April 13th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
HYPOCRITE with a capital everything!! :p Knew and uncle jee once who used to sit and watch Indian movies (and no one dare disturb him!) and go ‘tauba tauba’…and I used to think…”well duh! Whay are you watching then?!”
“you’re not mature enough to keep your bad moods to yourself..” to that you could say..”funny I was just going to say the same thing to you, seeing as how you’re always saying how everything bad has to happen to you…and no bad things do not ONLY happen to you….me too…I got you as a roomie, didn’t I?!” yeesh….talk about ‘MAKING bad things happen to you big time by saying that to yourself and others repeatedly!!
April 14th, 2007 at 4:46 am
i once shared a room with a guy who thought it would be a good idea if the drapes on the window were drawn in a manner that no sunlight would enter for three weeks.
he’s lucky he didn’t insist or i would have been just another prisoner on death row.
April 14th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
umar: i agree with you now! wholeheartedly!!!
pysched: excatly! next time i need to give him some talking to :p i’ll put you on the phone with him :p i’m sure you can scare the shit outta him in no time :p
sk: i tried explaining that to him. but the fucking idiot just wont understand! he still keeps on sayin that.. and then things happen, and then he says it again and things happen…….
xill: been there! :p this guy doesn’t like ventilation in the room! the idiot would sit in a oven-hot room, with the door closed and the drapes drawn, and then say… “im so unlucky! i had to get the hottest room in the whole of the place!!’ aaarrgghhh!!!!!!
April 21st, 2007 at 6:31 pm
so wait, what did you say to him?
how come you have a roomie?
you study away from home?
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:26 am
Mansoor,
Ok this is gonna sound weird.. but it was just funny to read it…
ok real answer:
I agree with you.. i hate those kind off people.. Why the hell are you watching something if you are going to curse etc…Tell that roomie of yours.. that he has to grown up.. so he can make choices, that if he doesn’t like something, he should do something else and spare everybody from his.. hypocritism. Let he be mature enough to admit that he likes it,,, so he doesn’t have to wacht it with one eye closed..LOL
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:49 am
maryam: we had a minor phadda, after which i decided its not worth spending my time with him :p i’d much rather kiss a crocodile now. I’m living alone in karachi, while my family is in Islamabad. its much more to do with my job than studies though.
joyce: lolz :p in retrospect, it was funny :p though i still love telling this story over and over again.